Don't Ask 1.4: Why Should I?

Kyle: Muahahahahahaha!

Another chain letter. C'mon, Kyle. You can do better than that.

Kyle: Hahaha. Haha. Hah. Muahahahahahahahahaaha!

He truly enjoys sending these things.

I send him to the Lothario/Caliente house to do a little drain clogging. Then, I notice on his aspiration how he needs to use the voodoo doll. Here we go, Don!
He has fun with it until it stops working. So, it's time to get to that drain!

Don: What the plum do you think you're doing?!
Kyle: Uhhh...
Don: Shouldn't you be off spawning little legacy babies? Quit trying to screw my sink.
Kyle: It's a wrench, not a screw.
Don: That's not what I meant!

Kyle (quietly): Maybe he won't notice if I do it on the upstairs one.

Then, Nina throws him out.

Oh, look. Their backyard catches fire. Bunch of cowards. They're not standing in their backyard, that's Photoshopped in (badly, but I don't want to spend too much time). They're standing in front of the house like a bunch of chickens. I just didn't want to upload gobs of pictures. Finally, Nina and Dina's mom goes inside. Oh, not to put out the fire. I have no idea actually.

Kyle is asleep on a park bench. I'd originally had him going around to collect rocks and stuff, going through trash cans, etc.

And the fire moves around. Look! It has the picnic table now. The grill is already done for.

The sun comes up. Kyle isn't allowed into the house. I suppose he could put out the fire now that it's on the outer walls.

Kyle: Why should I?

Then, sadly, it dies. This last little flame goes out. Boo. I wanted the house to burn to the ground. That would've been much more interesting. Maybe next time, Kyle could set the place on fire more successfully. (*downloads pyromaniac trait to use temporarily*)

Kyle gets back home, and it looks like Salim is up to his old tricks again.

One thing I've noticed. I see all the little hearts thing... Yet, each time, Salim is alone in his apartment...Hm.

Kyle (grumbling): Yeah. She's going to get that mod, and I'm going to set fire to his apartment.

No! Not Salim! I like him! He's like the Kramer of this legacy!

Kyle: Then I'm going to set fire to his bong!

Oh boy.

Coming up next!
Will Kyle set fire to Salim's bong?
Will he take Don's advice and get to some baby making?
Stay tuned!

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