Don't Ask 1.9: Hard Questions

Kyle: Oh! So you haven't forgotten about me.
Me: Nah. I just got mega-distracted with Chain Reaction.
Kyle: I see. You're playing favorites.
Me: Get over it. Besides, I'm planning on playing you more because I want to see what it's like to run a restaurant.
Kyle: So, you don't necessarily want to play me. You want to play with my heir.
Me: Uh, yeah. But we have to get there first.

Iris: Guess who's preggers!
Kyle: Cate Blanchett?

Iris: No, silly. Me!
Kyle: Man! You and these hard questions.

Really, Kyle?

Kyle: Well, good. I'd worried you were just getting fat.
Iris: You are so lucky I haven't killed you yet.

Kyle: I like getting lucky. (wink)

Kyle: Prank? Check.

Iris is flying through the ranks.

Catlynne: Gilled cheese sammiches does fly!
Freena: Nuh uh.
Catlynne: You're a doody-head!

And here's Kyle, standing in a puddle of water as he fixes the dishwasher. If Iris doesn't kill you, you might just end your own life without meaning to.

Wow. She's really huge.

Iris: And tired.
Me: You're always tired. I mean, you're pregnant, right?

Me: Oh.

I'd sent Iris to work even though she could've taken off for maternity leave because she's was on the cusp of getting a promotion, like she did. I mean, it's nice to have a bump in pay when the family leave gets taken.

They need as much money as possible if I'm about to build a restaurant...or buy one. I haven't decided.

Salim: Hello, girls! It's story time with Uncle Salim.

Salim: Once upon a time, there was a woman that liked to protest.
Catlynne: Eat red crayons!
Salim: Close. She had red hair.
Freena: Pretty red hair.
Salim: Sure. Fine.

Salim: She protested too much and got the bad guys mad at her.

Salim: So they squashed her like a T-Rex. The end.

Salim: Maybe I should find a wife and have some kids.

Catlynne: (cries)
Salim: Then again... Maybe not.
Freena: Unchie Salim bad boy.

So glad they're not toddlers anymore.

And they are like 97% identical. Honestly. I flip back and forth between these pictures, and the only thing that changes is the eyebrows.

I didn't keep this hairstyle, btw. I just used it to show their identical-ness.

Me: PLUM!
Kyle: Hey!
Me: Sorry.
Kyle: I thought it was Kyle and Iris not Iris and Kyle.
Me: -.-

More girls.
Christa and Evelyn.

Coming up next!
How will Kyle and Iris cope with having two sets of twin girls in the house?
Who will be heir?

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