Before we leave for our honeymoon, I wish to paint a portrait of Mama. There should be one of her, and there isn't.
And this attempt turned out horribly. I've done such great portraits in the past, yet this one is awful. I will have to try again.
The Maker and I have trouble getting a decent shot of Mama. Finally, She gives up, and I paint a portrait of a picture of Mama from her younger days, even before she met Papa. THIS one definitely is better.
Shauna and I go to China for our honeymoon. The Maker doesn't like that we're riding in a limo, but it can't be helped. This shouldn't count against us and the Living Green part of the roll since she can't control it.
She bought us both bikes to keep in our inventory to make sure we don't use the limo the entire honeymoon.
"What is it about the first night of the honeymoon that makes me nervous?" my beautiful wife asks me. "It's not like this is new to me. I'm certainly not a virgin."
"Right. But that also belongs to me. I'm glad." I start leaning her back.
"Me too. You were so sweet."
I let out a little chuckle. "Sweet? I must've outgrown that."
"Never." Her beautiful eyes sparkle.
I consider proving how I'm not as 'sweet' as I once was. A dozen different, very wicked things immediately come to mind. Now, I know Shauna balks at nothing. She will typically act shocked before she closes her eyes and completely submerses herself into whatever is happening to her. I love it, and I want to woohoo her like a wild animal. I am married to this wonderful woman! I will have her the rest of my life!
I will...have every night with her. I will have plenty of opportunities to behave like a randy, shameless neanderthal. She is right. Tonight...I want to be sweet.
She makes a little noise and surprises me when she suddenly lifts herself up to kiss me hard. Strangely, I feel just as if I were in college again, like the old me. Shauna did this. Oh, my sweet, soft, beautiful, pillowy, delicious Shauna.
I have her naked in under three seconds. Although...I may have forgotten about her shoes.
No matter. Shoes don't get in my way.
We do engage in other activities while on our honeymoon. Shauna wants to see a few things, so we go sightseeing. However, we spend most of our time in our room, woohooing like animals.










Donnie is trying to make a baby. Hopefully he'll talk to Shauna about it first. It's a touchy subject for her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he wouldn't do that to Shauna. He's wondering if it's something a doctor might fix.
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